![]() ![]() I will spare it the remaining 2 because i guess its competently made. TOTAL SCORE: – A pretty bad game which gets 3 coke cans for being boring and terrible. Every time I try to do something fun the game punishes you. And also I gotta say, this game is exactly the same as the last Tomb Raider. Rise of the Tomb Raider is just a crappy rollercoaster designed by a bunch of people who don’t like video games. Video games should be fun times where you explore interesting worlds, meet interesting characters and interact with fun mechanics as the game thinks up new ways to challenge your understanding of the mechanics. It’s really bad, and is a good example on what video games shouldn’t be. I don’t want to write more about this game. ![]() The publishers knew the game was crap, so one of the steam store page pictures is just Ms. The game likes to think it’s survival based too, but you aren’t surviving and barely getting by when you got a bunch of guns and perfect bow and arrow skills on the linear roller coaster. The boring shooting and the boring climbing and the boring paths to walk down makes it feel like you’re on the worlds boringest rollercoaster. Linear games can work, but this sure as hell doesn’t. I don’t think I need to say more here, because by definition cover based third person shooters aren’t fun. The game is also a cover based third person shooter. You hold down W or something and spam space and there you go you are watching Laura Croft slowly climbing up a wall. There is also uncharted-style climbing, which is like watching a lets play of Super Mario 64. The game might try to trick you into believing that theres a lot of options and paths to take, but the game is linear with a few side paths here and there which reward you with nonsensical bullshit. I am happy to report that Rise of the Tomb Raider doesn’t have any of this. Of course, a video game is about playing a fun game, and a good story is irrelevant as long as we got enjoyable gameplay mechanics, good level design and fun things to do. In fact, bad things happen to her so much that I’m pretty sure the entire development team gets off to this, and that’s quite nasty I think. She probably can’t go to the store to buy bread and milk without stepping in a bear trap and falling off a cliff. She is always being mauled by bears, hunted down by psychopaths and falling of cliffs. This makes for an objectively boring storyline, and it doens’t help that the game tries to make you symphatize with Laura Croft by torturing her at every step. The characters are cardboard, and we are presented to ancient tropes without any self awareness or interesting twists. This game has a terrible story line which rips of Indiana Jones and 30s adventure movies, but changed the fun adventure and enjoyable characters to some trashy drama. However, today we are talking about Rise of the Tomb Raider. This part of the game was actually kinda fun, with you exploring a dungeon with some easy puzzles, some ACTUAL platforming. We live in a world where games such as Age of Empires 2 and Doom are played for decades thanks to their great design and mechanics, and games like Half Life and Final Fantasy 6 are loved for their timeless stories, creativity and all that stuff. Depth, challenge, charm, good story, level design, satsifying mechanics, sound design. When you think about great video games, you realize there are many things which can make for a great video game. Yeah that’s right, we’re talking about Rise of the Tomb Raider. After Laras punch, he hits the floor and is then wrapped up in light.Hey buttbuddz fans today we are going to take a quick look at a video game, and boy is it a stinker. The documentary "Crafting Lara Croft" features a slightly longer version of Powell's Death.Then she grabs the triangle which he has hidden under the table and leaves. She then says "I know what you are", throws a card which spins around his head back into her hand (boomerang-like): it's the Joker. Lara tells Alex that he is working for some very bad people, and that the problem about him is that he can't be trusted. Still in Venice, Lara visits Alex while he is playing cards with some other guys, who leave right away.He suggests they could be partners, to which Croft replys "You might try to kill me." Powell answers "I'm not gonna kill you." Crofts response is "No. While talking to Croft in Venice, Powell explains to her what the Illuminati are and what they do.After Julius, the assault team leader, has deliverd the clock, Powell says to Pimms that Croft is still in the game and that they might even need to hire her.Then Powell beheads Wilson and asks Pimms to bag the head. Wilson meets Powell and Pimms in a construction area, where he gives them all his notes about the clock. ![]()
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